Imagine, friends - the steak in your hand and the green tea in your teacup - these two people, who have nothing to do with each other, suddenly announce their marriage! Our barbecue green tea seasoning is their wedding company, specializing in organizing this “botanical world of the hegemony” and “meat sector to carry the world” of the wonders of the relationship.
First, the product persona: green tea is a school bully, steak is a sports student!
It is said that “knowledge changes destiny”, our green tea is the Ivy League student in the plant world: sunbathing every day to photosynthesize, save a stomach full of tea polyphenols, catechins, living a distinctive herbal aroma of the chemistry class representative. Steak students, on the other hand... every day in the pasture lying fat, muscle line is very beautiful, but the knowledge reserve is about the same as zero - after all, people do not need photosynthesis ah!
But fate is so magical! When the green tea “school essence” hit the steak “protein abs”, instantly burst out of the chemical reaction comparable to the Mars collision with the Earth. Just like to the sports students make up class, to the nerds reported gym, this combination directly take the barbecue sector of the Nobel Prize in CP!
Second, the magic formula of the seasoning packet is revealed!
Our seasoning packet is called “Hogwarts magic potion class graduation work”, containing three mysterious substances:
Green tea extract (the brain cells of the school master)
Specially kidnapped tea tree buds before the Qingming Festival, before they were picked by social animals to make goji berries, with 85 ℃ warm water SPA extract essence. This process is comparable to the green tea to do horse killing chicken, press them to comfortably spit out all the knowledge reserves.
Flavor Catalyst (Love Assist Group)
Sea salt is responsible for giving the steak a deep clean (deodorizing), wild honey is the sweet-talking little redneck (brightening up the flavor), and lemon juice is like a love sour (tenderizing the meat). As for the fermented garlic...think of it as the atmosphere group in the cave!
Nano Green Tea Powder (Knowledge Cheat Sheet)
Grinding tea leaves finer than actresses' foundations, 5 micron particles can burrow into every pore of beef for a cram session. Secretly, this technique is inspired by the Monkey King turning into a fly to eavesdrop on Princess Iron Fan!
Third, hand teach you to marinate “tea tea gas steak”.
Step 1: give the steak to do the entrance ceremony
The first step is to give a letter of acceptance to a 200 day old grain-fed Angus steak (which is actually a cold shower). Remember to cut against the grain 1.2cm thick - cutting too thin is cutting corners, cutting too thick is a knowledge barrier!
Step 2: knowledge infusion method
Pour Green Tea Extract at 5% (25ml for 500g of meat), this is the equivalent of injecting steak with a wisdom vaccine. Then use seasoning packet A to do the horse killing chicken, let the sea salt rub, honey mask, garlic push back. Finished and sent to the refrigerator “closed training” 12 hours - after all, the school bully is not made in a day!
Step 3: Pre-exam training
Sprinkle nano green tea powder, equivalent to the examination before the key points. Let it sit for 30 minutes to let the knowledge precipitation, and finally squeeze some lemon juice to activate the “power of the bully” - at this time the steak, has been able to solve quadratic equations!
Step 4: Graduation BBQ Ceremony
Pat a layer of tapioca starch to lock in the moisture of wisdom, sprinkle oligofructose to promote the Melad reaction (in human terms: make the surface charred like the arrogant face of the school bully). Do not exceed 200 ° C when on the grill, otherwise the tea polyphenols will be like the night before the final exams of the scum like the collapse of carbonization!
Fourth, can you get smarter if you eat it? Scientific metaphysics stew
Anti-stupidity boundary
Tea polyphenol grabbed the steak in the iron element elopement, team fighting monsters (free radicals) ability to surge 3 times. Equivalent to your stomach hired a security team, late-night barbecue is no longer afraid of “oxidation assassins” sneak attack!
Fat Disappearance
Catechins will kidnap pancreatic lipase to play 123 wooden man, directly so that 27% of the fat can not find the absorption of the entrance. What's even better is that tea saponin and cholesterol will play “you chase me to escape” play, and finally flushed into the toilet hand in hand - the plot is more exciting than weight loss boot camp!
Juice Locking Technology
Tea polyphenols will stick to the gravy like 502 glue when roasting, reducing the loss of juice by 35%. Translated into foodie language: every bite is like drinking beef-flavored pearl milk tea!
V. Real-life test report (kitchen version)
A test taster who wished to remain anonymous said:
“I used to eat barbecue like I was pregnant with a barbecue baby, but now I can actually make Pamela on the spot!”
“My mom says I can finally eat 'cultured meat'!”
“After stealing food from Erha next door, he can actually open the refrigerator by himself? (fog)”
Six, brainstorming ways to eat
Afternoon Tea
Freeze the marinade into a green tea beef popsicle and drink it with a latte for a mocha flavor (not recommended to try in the library)
fitness metaphysics
Smell the seasoning packet before jerking the iron, it is said that the deep squat can do 3 more (psychological effect is also a role!)
The Gospel of Social Terrorism
Grilled meat when the aroma of tea, can make the neighbors think you are burning incense tea, completely get rid of the “barbecue mob”!
Important Warning
For those of you with weak stomachs, please replace the lemon juice with apple cider vinegar, unless you want to experience the “stomach acid bouncer”.
Do not marinate your math papers in this method, although tea polyphenols are theorized to increase IQ (but not tested).
Beware of green tea steaks that give you the “health illusion” - after all, eating too much is fattening!
Now that you've mastered the magic of photosynthesizing steak, it's time to become a superhero on the grill! Remember, every piece of grilled meat armed with knowledge is fighting to destroy the greasy universe ~